Hey, everyone just calm down! I've seen this on TV before. Yeeeah, good times staying up until 3:00 in the morning on Saturdays watching the scifi channel. Those bed sores were worth it. But anyway, the point is at the end of the episode everything returns to normal and everyone continues with their lives like nothing ever happened. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

Oh man, it's like Ice Planet Hoth out here! And there aren't even any subways to sleep on or phonebooths to go to the bathroom in. What am I supposed to dooo?

[VOICE POST: ON]

*snores loudly, mumbling*

S...S...A...F... *sputter*

H...Hey, we can... *snore* ...dance if we wanna...

[[ooc: Jigglypuff sang "Saftey Dance" for him and he fell asleep, of course. He squashed his comm device when he collapsed as a consequence of falling asleep while standing.]]

So it's come to me attention that none of you people have ever had the immense pleasure of watching a single Star Trek episode or movie. You're all Communists! You don't know what you're missing!

( KHAAAAAAAN! )

See that? Did you see that? You just saw one of the greatest movie scenes of all time. All time. And don't worry, the guys in the red starfleet suits don't matter. They're only there to be killed off.

[[ooc: Just skip to about 3:00 for the good part. :D]]

So this isn't Earth or Nebraska or Alaska or whatever, but a giant world that pulls people into it and keeps them forever? Like how middle aged men who still live with their moms collect Star Trek figurines? Yeah, I've got it aaallll figured out.

[[ooc: Too tired to be remotely funny (as a result of being gone nearly all day, two days in a row *flails*), but I felt the need to update Fry before the end of the week, so...there you go. :'D]]

Um...where did I go? There aren't enough half-naked women, space alien armies, or swimming pools of Slurm for it to be a dream.